Insolvency Drummer, kidnapped a number of months ago by 3 musicians and held hostage Wednesday nights in a breeze block cell in Rotherham.
Sponsored by no one, a non-honorary member of the dribbling drummers society, that likes shirts and skate shoes.
David learnt his “fake instrument” whilst trying to get a proper job cleaning up the sweat from “proper musicians” at local vegan festivals circa 2017.